not wired...just two wires...custom street number
not wired...just two wires...custom street number
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Welcome to the epitome of suburban sophistication, where your street number isn't just an identifier—it's a statement. Behold the powder-coated steel masterpiece, featuring not one but two distinguished wire-hair dachshunds standing guard over your domicile.
This customizable street number sign is the Rolls-Royce of address markers, dripping with enough cheeky charm to make the Joneses question their life choices. Why settle for bland when you can have a sign that says, "Yes, my dogs are cuter and more refined than your children"?
Each wire-hair dachshund, meticulously crafted, strikes a pose so regal that even the Queen’s corgis would bow down. Whether it's 1234 or 5678, these little guardians will ensure your house number is not just visible, but unforgettable.
Perfect for those who believe that elegance lies in the details, and humor lies in a dachshund’s wiry mustache. Embrace the snark, revel in the whimsy, and let your street number sign be a conversation starter, a landmark, and a testament to your impeccable taste—all while subtly mocking the pedestrian signage of mere mortals.
sadly we can only ship in the continental US
• 18 Gauge Steel
• 5 Color Options (Black, White, Copper)
• 6 Sizes - 36", 30", 24", 18", 14", 12" *Selected size is based on the maximum height or width of the sign depending on physical orientation
• Mounting Hardware Not Included
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These signs make great housewarming gifts, wedding gifts, and just great gifts in general!
Please feel free to reach out for a custom sign...we love working with you to create something you love. And bonus, all signs are created in the US!
Elevate your home, share a message, with this beautiful metal sign. Made with 18 gauge steel and powder coated in your choice of 3 colors, this sign is built to withstand the elements for years of enjoyment. Add a touch of elegance to your home on the inside, outside, or both!
• 18 Gauge Steel•4 Color Options (Black, White, Copper)• 6 Sizes - 36", 30", 24", 18", 14", 12" *Selected size is based on the maximum height or width of the sign depending on physical orientation•
Each sign is powder coated in the color of your choice to protect the surface of the steel and to give a shiny, beautiful finish. Powder coating is a thick, sturdy material used in many different applications to protect metal from the elements, or to just give each item an elegant finish.
Designed to attach to surface with screws/nails through openings(cutouts) in the design, heavy duty double stick tape, or however you choose to hang. Depending on design, separate screw holes may be part of the design.
*****DEDICATED HANGING HOLES CAN BE ADDED BY REQUEST.*****
***MOUNTING HARDWARE IS NOT INCLUDED ***
For more detailed and custom requests, a mock up of your sign will be provided for confirmation before the design is created.
Proudly Crafted in the US
shipping & returns
shipping & returns
shipping...i ordered, now what?
all of our wonderful products are created at the time you place your order... our craftspeople make them just for you. aside from being efficient, this is the most environmentally friendly way of doing business....no merchandise taking up space and sitting around using resources while waiting to get sold.
from placing your order to the finished product it will typically take 7-10 biz days. perfection takes time, and we want it perfect all items are created in and ship from the US. shipping times will typically be in the 3-7 day range, but as with everything in life...there are always exceptions having everything manufactured in the US allows us to get you your order with as much care and as quickly as possible
returns...like you'd ever want to
we know you'll love your moderndachshund purchase, but in the off chance that you receive your order and it is incorrect or damaged we will of course make it perfect. given the nature of our process....everything is created 'on demand' meaning at the time of purchase your order begins. therefore, we are unable to take returns unless there is a quality problem.
we guarantee to make it right, but in the off chance your item arrives damaged we will offer a replacement or refund and you can keep the original item.
just inspect your order upon arrival and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
wipe gently with damp cloth
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