Lone Long Hair Ween
Lone Long Hair Ween
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Introducing the epitome of suburban sophistication: the powder-coated steel dachshund-themed customizable street number sign. Because who needs traditional house numbers when you can have a long-haired dachshund lording over your house or biz?
This isn’t just a sign; it's a statement. A statement that says, "I have taste, and I also have dachshunds." Crafted from durable powder-coated steel, it promises to withstand the elements while maintaining an air of undeniable charm. And let's be honest, who wouldn’t want their house guarded by these majestic, elongated sentinels of whimsy?
You deserve nothing less than bespoke dachshund adornments for your home. So go ahead, embrace the cheeky elegance and let the neighbors know: your house is the one with the most stylish—and possibly the most pampered—canine guardians on the block.
Sadly we can only ship in the continental US
• 18 Gauge Steel
• 3 Color Options (Black, White, Copper)
• 6 Sizes - 36", 30", 24", 18", 14", 12" *Selected size is based on the maximum height or width of the sign depending on physical orientation
• Mounting Hardware Not Included
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These signs make great housewarming gifts, wedding gifts, and just great gifts in general!
Please feel free to reach out for a custom sign...we love working with you to create something you love. And bonus, all signs are created in the US!
Elevate your home, share a message, with this beautiful metal sign. Made with 18 gauge steel and powder coated in your choice of 3 colors, this sign is built to withstand the elements for years of enjoyment. Add a touch of elegance to your home on the inside, outside, or both!
• 18 Gauge Steel•4 Color Options (Black, White, Copper)• 6 Sizes - 36", 30", 24", 18", 14", 12" *Selected size is based on the maximum height or width of the sign depending on physical orientation•
Each sign is powder coated in the color of your choice to protect the surface of the steel and to give a shiny, beautiful finish. Powder coating is a thick, sturdy material used in many different applications to protect metal from the elements, or to just give each item an elegant finish.
Designed to attach to surface with screws/nails through openings(cutouts) in the design, heavy duty double stick tape, or however you choose to hang. Depending on design, separate screw holes may be part of the design.
*****DEDICATED HANGING HOLES CAN BE ADDED BY REQUEST.*****
***MOUNTING HARDWARE IS NOT INCLUDED ***
For more detailed and custom requests, a mock up of your sign will be provided for confirmation before the design is created.
Proudly Crafted in the US
shipping & returns
shipping & returns
shipping...i ordered, now what?
all of our wonderful products are created at the time you place your order... our craftspeople make them just for you. aside from being efficient, this is the most environmentally friendly way of doing business....no merchandise taking up space and sitting around using resources while waiting to get sold.
from placing your order to the finished product it will typically take 7-10 biz days. perfection takes time, and we want it perfect all items are created in and ship from the US. shipping times will typically be in the 3-7 day range, but as with everything in life...there are always exceptions having everything manufactured in the US allows us to get you your order with as much care and as quickly as possible
returns...like you'd ever want to
we know you'll love your moderndachshund purchase, but in the off chance that you receive your order and it is incorrect or damaged we will of course make it perfect. given the nature of our process....everything is created 'on demand' meaning at the time of purchase your order begins. therefore, we are unable to take returns unless there is a quality problem.
we guarantee to make it right, but in the off chance your item arrives damaged we will offer a replacement or refund and you can keep the original item.
just inspect your order upon arrival and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
wipe gently with damp cloth
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